Yeah fuck those assholes. I had to hold up for 2 or 3 seconds before I passed through them. That like, put a lot of stress on my delicate little thumb. Who in the fuck do those pieces of human garbage think they are to cause me such tremendous bodily harm? This is an outrage I tell you! AN OUTRAGE!

Absolutely. There is no shortage of deviated septums here.

Additionally, here is a link to a 2015 study that found Austin was one of the most liberal cities in the entire country, and even Dallas was more liberal than Houston.

You know that the largest megachurch in the US is in Houston right? Lakewood Church, Joel Osteen? In fact Houston has 37 megachurches. Also David Koresh, who started the Christian cult known as The Branch Davidians, was from Houston. I’ve lived in Houston the majority of my life, and I can’t hardly spit without…

I guess you've never been to Austin...

What!? Everyone can have their own opinion you say? You are surely a genius of the highest magnitude. And to make such an astute observation about Nazi Germany clearly demonstrates your limitless intellect. Not to mention “it’s a free world.” A truer statement has never been written in the history of civilization.…

Whining about someone whining. Pot, meet kettle.

So that's what that is! It seems so obvious now.

I’m calling bullshit. You don’t have to get someone’s permission to quote something they said publicly. If she didn’t want to be quoted then she shouldn’t have said it on fucking Twitter. That’s fair game.

Wait wait wait... “the creativity to read”?!? Is that what you really meant to write or did you get fucked by autocorrect or something?

The world might not be that cold for long if global warming proves to be true. Also if you want nothing, then you can indeed have everything you want. ;)

Doom has been associated with metal from day 1 and has never been associated with anime, so there is that. Also Volante obviously just wanted to state he owned Slayers for a little nerd cred, so it had nothing to do with this article but whatever I guess.

That is 100% biologically accurate

Oh I know that Slayers is garbage anime. Slayer on the other hand are thrash metal gods and much more relevant to this Doom article.

Sad fact: Once you’re an alcoholic you are always an alcoholic. You can fight it, but that sad fact remains. I know you were joking though, and if you like some good alcoholic jokes, then check out Doug Stanhope.

That’s called masochism FYI and you’re not alone.

Hell no!

You can go choke on a bag of dicks, buddy.

Much thanks, friend!

Fuck that noise. I’m going to buy it anyways so I might as well give id/bethesda my money now, and I’ll probably buy a few more copies after release as gifts for friends. I will spend my money as I see fit, thank you very much!