Not so much “crazy” as creatively bankrupt, but I stand corrected regardless.

Yep. “With great power comes raging hormones” or something like that right?

In Canada Spider-man is Kilometers.

No one gives two shits about Robin or Dick Grayson. If Robin was a black guy, black people would probably get pissed. “Why in the fuck are you gonna make one of the lamest heros around black? That’s fucking racist!”

Miles Morales is a hack.

Nope. Unless I was raping the Minotaur with my anus, then yes, it would be rape. But c’mon let’s be serious, you know it would totally be consensual.

No, this is the best type of obscene. Obscenely funny.

You might want to talk to Satan instead, I hear he pays better. Earthly possessions and all that good stuff.

I like your hours played! \m/

Even worse, they should make the little shits watch Godzilla.

No amputees for you I guess? You don’t know what your missing...

The answer is yes. Yes I can.

It's not rape if you want it tho...

I keep mine in a flashlight.

Seen both sides. I’d choose SWAT any day, but I am partial to a thorough cavity search. Mmm-mmm bring on the SWAT!

A heterosexual male adolescent?

This is the best hyperbole I’ve ever seen in a comment.

Yes exactly, it’s hilarious! Opinions should never be criticized because all opinions are equally valid. /s

I can’t help but think that since Link is a very feminine hero, that Linkle should have been a masculine heroine for a sense of character balance. But whatever

It would be badass if Crimson Days was super bloody, but it won’t be because Destiny is rated T and nothing in the game bleeds red apparently.