There are three comment sections worth visiting (not counting Reddit, cause that's a behemoth that I try to stay away from because I know I would be addicted): AV Club, Deadspin, and The Toast. I haven't yet found a fourth. Any suggestions?

Business is slow; I'll let you jack off in my plane.

No, I never actually discussed Ayn Rand with her. I have a letter she wrote to me tucked into my copy of Atlas Shrugged, because I don't want to get rid of it but I also want to make sure I put it in a place where I'll never come across it accidentally - cause I'm never reading that shit again.

What do you say to a hated ex when the two of you are trying to figure out where to educate your gifted child?

Don't know whether you're referring to Taylor Swift or my ex, but neither are bitches. That last story is a sad one that I'm not going into in public, but she's a wonderful person and everything was all my fault.

Relationship 1: Leave The Bourbon on the Shelf - The Killers, Weeds, bad reality television

I would delete my comment now that the paragraph in question is fixed, but I'll leave it up as a testament to why people should think before commenting. There was no need for me to get pissy over something that literally doesn't matter at all, and I apologize for my tone. I need to go to bed (but the Scandal review…

…The L.A. Clippers aren't in the Eastern Conference.

Calgary is a great song.

I know maybe four songs by The New Pornographers, but still consider them to be excellent because of that song. And checked this article for that sole reason as well.

No, that's Pistol Pete (shoot what's his last name), that guy who dunked once, was a local celebrity, hurt himself on the ice at Leslie's campaign rally, and wanted to ask out Ann.

JI
JIM THOME agrees that The Dugout was amazing.

Agreed, thanks for pointing that out. Wasn't sure how much detail to go into (explaining Win Shares and PECOTA sufficiently would take a while), but FJM definitely relevant. And missed.

Unfortunately she's not done being five or so different people on one of the other best shows on television. I hope she'll be back, but it seems unlikely she'll have time for much.

I'm sure somebody else has explained it elsewhere, but I will.

1) What is in three eighths of a bathroom?
2) Just spitballing here, why doesn't somebody clone Tatiana Maslany so one of the clones has time to come back to Parks and Rec?

I openly gasped and shivered. I know it's well known and redundant, but Aubrey Plaza is just *so* beautiful.

I think you're vastly underrating Kanye's talent here, but to each his own.

Doesn't make sense to put Natalie Dormer in the "younger" tier. She's older than Harrington and Clarke by at least a few years. She's the "less screen time" part of that tier, Turner and Williams are the younger part.

I'm going to put the TLDR at the front, because I accidentally wound up writing about four paragraphs.