man why you even got to do a thing.

Yahoo is good for fantasy football, but why anybody would use it for anything else makes no sense to me.

I suppose I should know what your name is from that comment, but I honestly have zero idea.

SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Anne Elk and Mr. Badger are in my top four or five Python characters ever. I love how he transitions from talking about his wife abandoning him to analyzing the soccer match.

He had a dream he was king.

Creed throwing his car keys to nobody over his shoulder and saying "Keep it running" is one of my favorite moments of the series, period.

But the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Wouldn't that become "Skeet skeet skeet, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet?"

Too many posts to wade through and see if I'm being redundant, so I hope nobody has mentioned this yet (but I assume somebody has):

Has anyone in these reviews even SEEN a chicken?

So…Dany wouldn't go to Westeros if you showed up and offered her a bunch of ships and siege weapons, because that is exactly what happened and she turned them down. I'm just trying to parse the wording of your original comment and coming up empty.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE

SPOILER to be polite about it:
How do we get Jorah out of Meereen now? Do newbies even remember that Dany thinks he betrayed her?

Locke is a cross between Vargo Hoat and Steelshanks Walton, and now seems to have his own arc separate from the former's death and the latter's becoming irrelevant to the story.

…Can I borrow your copy of Winds of Winter?

72 comments over two days and nobody has mentioned Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal? Jesus Christ. Literally.

Tonight in "be careful what you wish for moments": 15 minutes left, no nudity after seeing the N before the show. "Maybe we'll get Margaery somehow? Or Daenerys in a bath for no reason? Or…oh no, please not night's watch rape, nope, fuck 'em til they're dead, tears and shivers"

He's a cross between Vargo Hoat and Steelshanks Walton and we should pretty much accept that he's doing his own show-specific thing.

1) We got Ser Pounce, so nothing else matters
2) Welp, the north is completely off the rails now so whatever.
3) I could have done without "fuck 'em til they're dead." Jesus, Karl.
4) hahahaha people are probably like HEY MAYBE DANY WILL GO TO WESTEROS NOW