It’s the only mixed drink I like. And I don’t even like coke. You should try it once.

“You’re an introvert, remember?” is on my birthday... And I am... That said, I’ve been putting white space between my terrible, manipulative parents and myself for a while now. Can’t recommend this advice enough.

Blasphemy! Coke + Fernet.

Paul Newman today is sexier than Blake Shelton.

Need a brutally depressed former NY Daily News editor and reporter that knows nothing but games, tech, food and the crushing disappointment of being raised by manipulative assholes? I know a guy...

Harsh but fair.

And your response to it made me feel bad. Thought it would make you laugh.

And to think all the time we could have saved.

Been there. That’s why I don’t make or participate too often in contested points. I still get replies to a “GIF”/“JIF” article from years ago. This time I participated mostly because I wanted to make fun of you for mentioning that you’re a writer even though it didn’t have anything to do with your point. Damn it, I…

We all have our own cries for help. Mine is to slowly wither away in the dark as a recluse and occasionally looking out into the world by slightly lifting one of the blinds for a couple of seconds... Others have haircuts.

Jesus. Soccer Slam? 2002 was a strange year for the sport. Soccer Slam, Red Card Soccer and this Ronaldo hairstyle.

I knew you came here to argue when you brought your grievances with the state of game journalism as a whole and their failure to fully cover your niche interest. For that, you get my applause. Keep fighting the good fight, man. We can join up and I’ll bring along my anger that Capcom isn’t remaking Saturday Night…

As both a gamer and a home theater buff (and a writer... And guy who vacuumed last week... And guy who sneezed 10 minutes ago,) I can tell you that the reason every review focuses on the 4K HDR upgrades of the console is because that’s the entirety of the marketing for this thing. Not a lot of people are buying the…

How does it compare to the PS4 Pro?

I thought of that and I did actually write some while I was an editor/reporter for the Daily News and my own site but on the NYDN they went mostly unread because no one goes there for indie game reviews and my site disappeared into the Internet ether. My main focus right now is trying to make money to pay the…

I miss being a journalist... I regret never having been a game journalist. [insert sad face emoji here]

How the hell does he play with sunglasses on?

I really wanted to like Odyssey, but didn’t. Seeing all the praise that it’s getting I can tell I’m in the minority here, but the only parts I enjoyed were the 2D segments. IMO the whole thing was extremely hand-holdy, even by Mario game standards, and boring. I was hoping for a more BotW type of reinvention to the…