It’s amazing how the more that kids were something planned rather than something that just happened, the expectations around parenting have changed.

“Price didn’t like the show and hadn’t even watched the first season when he decided Amazon shouldn’t order a second one.” How nice that his creepy unemployed ass will have time to watch it now from the comforts of home, where he hopefully sits on his couch everyday thinking about how his shitty behavior ruined his…

Finally, a story about a man reaching for melons that we can all be happy about.

There’s far too many gender issues in this story than one could unpack in ten lifetimes.

He was mowing at 5 AM?? I’d tackle a neighbor for that

Wish I could star this more. I am dumbfounded that the major type of religion in this country is Christianity. And Christianity teaches to “Love thy neighbor”. But, the people in this country seem to believe that it teaches “Love thy neighbor, unless they look different from you, act different from you, believe…

I’ve railed about this from day one. Kimmel also has done videos in the past with interviews on the street asking people “What do you think of Obamacare?” “It’s awful, we need to repeal it today.” “How about the ACA?” “Oh, it’s great, it’s the only reason I have insurance right now.” Fucking unreal, and it pisses me…

She seems to be the queen of (mostly) self-manufactured drama. Only going by what I read here, she’s involved in generally silly “feuds,” has a “crazy” (by white bread terms) posse, her “love life” is “crazy,” etc. She needs to get into some REAL Brittney-Spears-shave-my-head shit before she actually becomes mildly…

Obama sold us out to the insurance and health system lobbies

Seems like they’re also basically denying that systemic sex discrimination is possible, because “everyone’s different.” It’s just a COINCIDENCE that so many of their stores pay women less. Probably because of their periods or something, WalMart doesn’t know their lives gawddddd.

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

Thank you for your service.

Highly underrated comment.

Gotta disagree on Lucas’ dad - that scene struck me as closer to jovial than anything.

I’m going to have to agree with Katmandu on this. We may hope evidence rules protect against victim-blaming, but it doesn’t always work out that way.

Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome priest?!

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

“Hey, dickheads... how come the only one helping me out is this random girl?”

Enlightened Capitalism can be a thing, but it requires something important: A strong government that can effectively play referee and prevent abusive practices that allow unethical companies to outperform ethical companies.

This season’s biggest mystery is what the hell is wrong with Max’s not-brother (step-brother)? That asshole is a terrible butt rock song come to life, and something tells me he’s not going to turn out to be a stealth good guy like season one Steve.