I cannot believe people like this. The bathroom is for pooping! Pooping on a desk? Not okay. Pooping in the conference room? Wrong! Behind a bush? Depends on the situation. In a bathroom? *Always* okay. This is the designated pooping location.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

This was a fucking good read.

Senseless violence, and that man is SCUM. What the fuck would be considered a hate crime these days if this isn’t one? And I really wonder what they’re doing when they say they’ll “review” this case, or any case that’s similar for that matter.

He didn’t do it. And even if he did do it, she consented. And even if she didn’t consent, it’s not his fault because college girls are such dirty whores. And even if college girls in general weren’t all dirty whores, his victim totally is, so she deserved what she got.

How can people support a judge like that?

$10.64/hr working full time is less than $23K per year. Even in Florida where cost of living is pretty low, that is a pitiful wage. Assuming that benefits are offered here (and we know they won’t be) one could potentially work this job in addition to a part-time job and maybe come out okay. Maybe

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

I enjoy this story.

Rod is my neighbor, or at least he was before he became a guest of the state. He had the annoying habit of stopping to say hi to literally every human being he met in the neighborhood while he jogged, which sounds folksy af but the reality was more like “Oh great, there’s the governor and he’s all sweaty and gross…

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

Team No One.

I like the way your mind works.

This just makes me miss Mel Brooks’ take on racism.

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

also: how in the world did he claim self-defense if he was the one with the claw hammer and she was the one with a shattered leg and fucking hammer wounds?

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.

If the couple buys sixty mason jars and some burlap from Target

Ugh. Everybody, let’s be clear: Businesses can refuse you service because “I don’t like your face” or “your t-shirt is offensive, change it or leave” (see SouthWest Airlines). They will, however, get in trouble with the law if every person whose face they don’t like happens to be brown, or if they just refuse service…

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.