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however, it is still the subject of one of my favorite paintings of all time, Magritte’s “The Wonders of Nature”

My favorite mermaids were from Peter Pan. They were total bitches.

Prime Minister of my heart!

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

Yeah, I would have divorced him the minute he said “I want to name our baby Kal-El.”

I came for this comparison - and I am now fully satisfied.

Haha. He’s a wee little businessman. On stilts.

Stopped making sense.

That’s what I keep wondering when I see the “US is next!!!” from these folks. Did we become part of the EU and I missed it?

It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.

“Exploitation is bad. Let’s put more blood on the naked teenager so the audience understands we think exploitation is bad.”

“Narcissism is awful, and young people are the worst, but isn’t this 16-year-old girl super hot?”

Sorry, this was a bad reply. But I agree with you! And I’m very sick of movies and TV shows and even, like, advertisements that profess to condemn something while directly and explicitly contributing to that thing they’re saying they condemn!

Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Sometimes I think that I could be a Hot Girl if I could just be bothered. I’m way too lazy for that shit.

Poor Ferg. You piss yourself one time, and nobody ever forgets it.

Sure, that’s totally the same thing, what with the history of Mexicans oppressing white people in the U.S.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

I know: I LOVE NURSES. My sister is a nurse and she is fucking awesome.