So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

“A nearby surveillance camera shows multiple cars passing by the scene as Di Pietrantonio screamed for help. Monteleone notes that had someone stopped, her life might have been saved.”

half-listening while he attempted to give me life advice...And of course, that stripper tip wasn’t true.

Christ, give it a rest. Do you really have so little going on in your life that this is what you choose to spend your time on?

girl me too. people are ridiculous.

Didn’t realize Memorial Day was all about Dad Rawk. Ugh.

You are probably completely correct. I just wonder if maybe she had it all lined up but waited to file until his mother passed?

I demand this be made into a proper British comedy.

There’s really a lot of that going on in old-timey medicine. Sigmund Frued had a really bad case too. Dude, just because your mom died and your dad married some lady that was only like 2 years older than you and you had a huge fucking crush on her doesn’t mean that all of human behavior is driven by our desire to bang…

He's a pretty good example of "I have a problem so all the rest of you must be wrong." Hey dude. If coffee and tea get you sexually excited...well maybe you're the ONLY ONE who really needs to stop drinking coffee and tea, or dipping your balls in it or whatever the fuck you were doing that got you on this tear, kay?

Nope. Different brands calculate it differently. There is no One True Bra Size.

Second.

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he…

That is so weird! I don’t understand what’s so offensive about nipples. Men have them too, yet they are allowed to show theirs. I don’t get it. it is really quite stupid when you think about it, especially considering what breasts and nipples are for. They are just for feeding babies, nothing more than that.

RIGHT OH MY FUCKING GOD

Botched is on E. You can’t show tits on E. Apparently, though, you can’t show FEMALE tits on E. Tits on a man are suddenly not vulgar. Go figure.

This guy is still milking this particular cow? I remember hearing about this when I was like 9. And while I ain’t really that old, I ain’t really that young, either.

This is why I drink at home. Well, that and my hatred of crowds.