Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

Ahem, you should have realized by now that you don't work WITH cats but FOR cats.

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

The bread comes as frozen, uncooked dough and is thawed, shaped, topped, and baked overnight to be fresh on the day of. The soups do come in giant frozen bags, like everywhere else. Meats and cheeses are preportioned and precooked. But the veggies are fresh, they come in daily with the bread delivery and are washed…

who is acting like that, let me assure you: not me

some of us are really not morning people.

Also, when dudes stay over at my house, they sometimes think they can eat my food and play my video games. No. Unless you're on the fuckbuddy track, you go home to your own food and your own playstation.

Or I will pick the most expensive option. Count on it.

You know what? He is stupid. If you're ordering food you should fucking have a grasp on how you want it prepared. And don't put it on your server—because when he/she picks an option for your non caring ass, nine times out of ten you will throw a fit, say YOU DIDN'T WANT IT THAT WAY, and demand your full meal free.

Cool rant, bro. You sound like all kinds of fun.

We have prioritized the female sexual experience

No one cares about your boner.

Goddamit, white people.

Me on Friday Sept 5 at 12:35 AM: "I wonder what Nicholas Sparks is like to have sex with"

The new policy negatively impacts the audience described in this article, and it also creates issues for other populations. People don't put their actual name for multiple reasons— I don't use my real name on there because I am an adult mental health therapist, and it causes issues when clients can seek me out in…

Can we get to the more important matters here? Namely, how can I go about snuggling one of them raccoon dogs?

Can't knock his consistency. It's very consistent.

I absolutely agree that it's illegal. I just think it likely that many people out there wouldn't know/understand that administering a pill bought from a website that presents itself as legitimate is illegal. Should they know it's illegal - absolutely. Might they have an inkling that they ignore in their desperation -…