Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

You are not good at this.

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It sort of happened to me when I was seventeen. A male officer tried to strip search me on the side of the road in the middle of the night. He felt me up, like, hands all the way up under my bra, and when he requested me to remove my pants, I finally found my words and asked him to write his name and badge number down…

Thank God he was caught. And police offers who take advantage of their position to break the law should receive harsher punishments. It scares me that so many sociopaths are in the police.

I gave up on radio country music in the '90s, but learned to love "alt-country" (music genre descriptors are bad, sorry) and I submit this gem for your listening pleasure:

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Woo! You just jumped to all of the conclusions in this comment. Was it fun? It sure looked fun!

Yep. I raised livestock for our county/state fairs for 11 years and the winners every year were the rich kids. The ones who spent more on their animals than they would EVER get back from auction, and it kinda sucked for those of us who couldn't afford to spend 5 figures on a calf plus professional groomers and…

Team cat headquarters here,

I think you meant to title this post, "Cat Overlords Exercise Their Natural Rights to Ownership of Indiana Walmart."

Using various incarnations of Google, I find a whole lot of nonsensical crap that's being sold as 'sun sticks' all over the world. Most are totally devoid of any practical use.

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This is precisely why women are scared of standing up for themselves when being cat called. Not only can harassers go ballistic like this, but they also, usually, cowardly "travel" in large packs.

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

nownow, let's not overreact. he's only banned from working with WOMEN, a small minority. he's still allowed to work with normal people (men).

Allowed to? What the fuck are you talking about?

Such a struggle you're having.

Nope. Sorry. I could not get past someone eating only kid foods. Its one thing to not like something but to limit your options to places you would take your kid cousin would not fly with me. I think being an adult picky eater also shows an unwillingness to adapt to change and its a pretty clear indicator that you're…