I simply glue socks to my ass.

You had me at

Kidnapping: non-consensual baby sitting

I can see that being funny the first time.

What he's saying is "sports participation also strongly correlates with self-esteem."

Think of it as an opportunity for growth. As a Christian in America, you have, until now, been sheltered from careless or ignorant humor directed at your religion. For people of many other faiths, this is an everyday occurrence.

You're assuming way too much knowledge of your holidays. I and I'm sure a lot of other people had no idea that Ash Wednesday was coming up or even what it means. Beyond that, no one was making fun of Jesus the figure, but the article was making fun of the weird, white-washed, overly sexualized versions of him that are…

That makes you a thief. Sorry for reality check, but low quality products aren't free by default. Not sure why people think that different property rules apply with food than with any other products. Don't like your car? Sure, just don't pay for it, ask the dealer to "comp" it. Don't like your house? Ask the…

Two points:

You can't argue that Jez's methods for obtaining data is faulty and imprecise while arguing that their findings are an accurate representation of the racial makeup of the country. If they're numbers are invalid you don't get turn around and use them to argue there isn't a problem. If we are going to use those numbers…

Don't be that guy. Every single time this issue comes up there is always that guy who can't seem to understand that people of color exist as the majority outside of America.

why in the fresh hell did i watch this? omg.

I think this is a great point, but I also want to underscore that the best argument isn't necessarily "women work because they have to." While this is true, it can sometimes come off as "women would be stay at home moms if they could afford to."

Ryan conveniently forgets everything else that feminism has done- which is much, MUCH more than give women more opportunities in the workforce. Like not being sold by your father? Thanks feminism! Like having the right to choose your own husband? Thanks feminism! Like having the right to say 'No' to sex with your…

Women have always worked, especially in pre-industrial times. The only population of women that ever didn't work were the gentry/nobles/rich who were afforded the "luxury" of being "ladies." Otherwise, women have always toiled in the fields with the men, brothers, husbands, whomever. That's always been life since…

Men who use their intoxication as a pretense for sexual assault are no different than men who use their anger as a pretense for violent assault. Note how the same men that have "anger management problems" almost never explode and beat their bosses or their coworkers. They almost never go off and attack their…

While I don't think people on Jezebel hate engagement rings, I absolutely think that engagement rings, like a lot of traditions involving marriage, raise issues for feminists. This story illustrates that quite well. Engagement rings, like marriage, used to symbolize a man's commitment to take responsibility for a…