And I’ve seen more than one cis-hetero open relationship where the woman’s the partner who opens it, while the dude sits there and stews in self-pity and porno because he thought it would be cool to have such a rad sex machine of a girlfriend before the jealousy set in — which, like you said, fantasy disappoints.

I wonder if it’s two things that create the sense of it happening more, rather than it actually happening more.

That reminds me, I gotta watch that show again. It’s been way too long.

The new “purple monkey dishwasher”.

I think it would make an interesting study.

“Apple submarine movie Greyhound.”

Well if you want to lean into the really crazy part of the Trump base that are deep into QAnon, then Hanks is not just Hollywood elite, he is part of the massive worldwide pedophile and child sacrifice ring run by the Hollywood Elite/World Leaders/any rich people who aren’t Republicans, and his Covid “quarantine” was…

As has been reported elsewhere, the naughty word he used was “pussy.”

People used to say the same thing about Oprah. It stopped after she unleashed Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz on a unsuspecting world.

With the way things are going, he’d be on the Supreme Court right about now.

To be fair, Hanks’s real life didn’t feature hookers, drugs and sex with donkeys. Belushi, on the other hand...

I wonder if Trump supporters think Hanks is just another member of the Hollywood elite. Remember recently when Tucker Carlson put up that list of celebs who were donating to BLM and tried to make them out to be enemies of all that’s good and decent? One person on that list was Steve Carell. You know, because Steve…

It amuses me to no end that the guy who starred in Bachelor Party which featured hookers, drugs, and attempted sex with a donkey (the donkey overdosed), is now considered “America’s Dad”.

Can you people just elect this guy President already? It might set a dangerous precedent to turn a camera friendly media star into the Leader of the Free World, but at this point it’s got to be better than any of the alternatives.

Thanks, Hanks. Thanks.

Sounds like something you’d have to do a study to find out. My guess is that the failures make for more salacious stories than the successes so they’re overrepresented, in my experience a lot of couples who open up are successful at it and private about it, so you wouldn’t hear their success stories. I wouldn’t…

It is just a different mode of expressing desire that prefers simplicity over complication.

This is going to come off trollishy and like it’s not being asked in good faith, but hear me out: