#StickToBearsAndDogs

Holy shit, Cheryl Miller was there? Is she a vampire?

I have never seen or heard of this. Praise you.

Did you have to deal with them, though? Is it your responsibility? It’s up to you and no one else?

Did... did anyone think this was a serious review? On Jezebel?

You think people hadn’t figured out how cold you had to be of hypothermia? Or that maybe 14-year-olds might not know how to properly cook food, or judge if they were dying of something? If you lived in the WARMEST part of the state you’d be dead overnight.

Unless you’re over 45, I don’t believe you for a second. I grew up in New Hampshire. It’s Conservative. Not brain dead.

Cleveland’s only hope is to start Deron Williams, Derrick Williams, Dahntay Jones, and James Jones. GS won’t know who they’re guarding! Constant mismatches!

Ditto. He is exactly the player everyone thought he was. I’d have taken Al Horford or hell, Taj Gibson all day before Aldridge. Trade him for assets and take a hard run at Millsap.

No. I am physically incapable of supporting LeBron James. But fuck the Warriors. My only hope is basketball is outlawed by this Thursday and Kevin Bacon is called in to reinstate it before next season.

Noooooo.... noooo. Noooooo.

I thought I’d lived a full life, and then you showed me this. Thank you.

Same.

I’d have sex with most of those cheeses.

Well, time to listen to ‘Jessica’ on repeat

Linus Kleiza!

I would love it. I don’t fault Durant for his choice, but I’d love to see him get 0 rings in Oakland

‘Ravenous’ was a good movie. I’d defend that goodness to the death.

Animals deserve to be shamed for their lack of hygiene.

Rondo used to pull that off about 20x per season, and it was a beautiful thing.