Spurs fan. When they signed Aldridge and not Horford I buckled down for a long, shitty winter.

I look forward to Iman Shumpert and J.R. Smith being nice to Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel’s show this year.

Hayward is an exploitative, sneaky hustler? *double-checks picture*

“That’s how Boston became my team to support.”

Little late in his career to emulate Jahlil Okafor

I was unclear. I agree that the company was justified in refusing service to the girls because they violated the dress code. But you seem like a dick.

For a country who lets a child get off on vehicular manslaughter because he grew up rich, we hold pretty inconsistent standards for the not-so-rich. Those girls shouldn’t have been wearing yoga pants per policy, and that policy is a bit silly to begin with, but if we’re going to draw a line in the sane it shouldn’t be…

+1 exceedingly odd companion to a sports blog

Benghazi! Did I do it right?

Yes, but he’s probably not naturally gifted at abuse. He probably really works at it, hustles. Probably some gritty domestic violence.

Westbrook would’ve been the best player in the league ten years ago. But this is 2017. Centers can’t punch you in the face on every drive and coaches figured out a probable 3 or FT’s are worth more than a probable 2. Is anyone really surprised the Thunder won’t get out of the first round?

Pretty bleak front page today.

That’s a coach’s kid for you

Fortunately your grandkids will gibe exactly 0 damns while you talk about early 00's golf history.

The people behind these messages go to college, right? Presumably for marketing or mass communication? I know a mass comm grad who is a damn fool and she’d laugh in my face if I told her I wanted to release this.

Wait I thought we were talking about Brady not Roethlislberger

You’re right. Carmelo Anthony has kept the corpses of Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah from properly decaying.

Kyle Lowry and Jonas Valanciunas ripping the connective tissue out of their own wrists?

Now I’m not saying Putin ordered Prokhorov take a dive playing the Bulls tonight, thus denying the only NBA team in Florida the playoffs to retaliate against Trump’s vacation home, but I’m not not saying that.

Should’ve gotten T’d up for approaching the ref afterwards?