As someone who also resigned 24 days into a new position I empathize. That particular Books-A-Million will never have cleaner receipt dispensers, and I am honored to have served in such a distinguished way.

+1 gym rat

I mean, I’ll give you a star because I get the reference, but this was a stretch. You could’ve at least brought a spoon.

I’d like to add that I loved Andrei Kirilenko. That Utah Jazz team with Deron Williams, Mehmet Okur, and Kirilenko was easily my favorite NBA team I had no business liking.

Kyrie’s good at creating his own shot, but not great at creating for others. Even as the primary ball handler his assist % and apg were never especially good.

I think it was called: The Bus That Couldn’t Slow An Offense

They’re perfectly cromulent words

Excuse me, I have to be an expert in bird law and will have you know unpopular opinion puffins require white letters.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Wind’s howling

Fuck every part of your article. I hope Paul Pierce and big papi shit in your garage

God in heaven I love when people trash new Englanders and we win. I know how I sound. I know how I act. You’re just as trash as I am.

I hereby confiscate the remaining balance on your Dunk’s giftcard.

Tommy, are you okay?

This really stabs at the heartstrings

Came here to make a dog fighting/child beating joke and you beat me to it.

Howard had 24 and 23 and I suspect his teammates still wanted to punch him in the teeth.

+1 going to Canobie Lake Park

So I’m not the only one. On every device, in every setting, I have to hope for a replay.

They seem like real freaks of nature though. Gifted, jump-out-of-the-gym types.