Wind’s howling

Fuck every part of your article. I hope Paul Pierce and big papi shit in your garage

God in heaven I love when people trash new Englanders and we win. I know how I sound. I know how I act. You’re just as trash as I am.

I hereby confiscate the remaining balance on your Dunk’s giftcard.

Tommy, are you okay?

This really stabs at the heartstrings

Came here to make a dog fighting/child beating joke and you beat me to it.

Howard had 24 and 23 and I suspect his teammates still wanted to punch him in the teeth.

+1 going to Canobie Lake Park

So I’m not the only one. On every device, in every setting, I have to hope for a replay.

They seem like real freaks of nature though. Gifted, jump-out-of-the-gym types.

Amen, brother. Now it’s all ‘Your pipe’s not ready because you’re dying of congestive heart failure.’ or ‘The roast isn’t done because you got fired for drinking on the job.’ That’s what we get for putting a damn Catholic in office.

I already made the San Antonio joke. Get out of here!

Spurs defense has been sub-par since Duncan retired.

It’s been on for nearly 30 years. While I understand your point, The Simpsons is an American institution at this point

Funnel. I’ve been savings my tears since The Helmet Catch and contribute to this biomedical disaster as the need arises. I plan to bury it in a time capsule and infect the future with the hot island rhythms of “Who Let The Dogs Out?”

Honestly do we even know what those 52 women were wearing?

Please excuse me while I vomit into my tears.

Great to see him connecting with fans. I think he made it to Waiters Peninsula.

15-point loss wasn’t as cute