Certainly not cosmetic surgeon advice.

Yes, you are the only one.

My current celebrity couple fantasy is Carrie Brownstein & Abbi Jacobson. I hope the gossip mill is correct and they’re together. And then I need them to stay together and raise incredibly talented children.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

Hold up. There’s no proof he WAS kicked off the plane for speaking Arabic. That’s something that only he has said and no one has backed him up on it. He could have just acted like a tool, then made up the rest as he got kicked off.

same damn time

That is the most difficult question. I’ll just take both of them.

How dare you turn this into a competition! Do you want to hurt their friendship???

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

Diego Luna is adorable.

Sure, she’s probably not a physical threat, but what she did and said to that poor boy’s family is still awful. Mental/verbal abuse can be just as bad as a physical attack.

Compliment from internet stranger: your hair is fucking awesome

You are being a lot kinder in your words than I am able to be.

This is precisely why I gave up straightening my naturally 4C hair. EVERYTHING made my hair break off. If I used the “lite” perm, there were no actual changes to my hair structure. “Regular” or “Bone Straight” would effectively straighten my hair, but would also weaken it to the point of falling out. Wash and…

Threats need to be taken seriously but I’m not sure how much of a threat this woman is.

How is this different to every relaxer? They all cause chemical burns, hair loss and breakage. Relaxers are dangerous chemicals by design. If they weren’t, they couldn’t straighten hair.

I hope I can catch these guys on this tour- they’re playing Madison Square Garden, the Beacon Theater, Radio City Music Hall, and the Los Angeles Forum.

My parents never bought me anything musical for either Christmas or my birthday in my entire life.