The cologne bottle did the same for me.

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND APPRECIATE THE AMAZING GIFT WE’VE BEEN GIVEN.

I wish I had made a bunch of garbage movies. You know what the best part is? You still get paid. If someone handed me $5 million to be in a movie, I don’t care if it is Sharknadooctopus versus Dinoturtlecroc 13: Escape from the Sewers, again... in 3D” and I would show up to work every single day whistling a happy…

Except masturbation feels good and isn’t exceptionally stupid.

Seriously! The song is not about a woman not being able to say no - it’s about a woman not being able to say YES due to societal pressure (written in the 40s when women had to be coy instead of frank about sexual desires). Honestly the “it’s a rape song” interpretation is pretty fucking dumb

“Say, what’s in this drink” is a well-used phrase that was common in movies of the time period and isn’t really used in the same manner any longer. The phrase generally referred to someone saying or doing something they thought they wouldn’t in normal circumstances; it’s a nod to the idea that alcohol is “making”…

Haven’t you ever seen a Doris Day movie? Or any romantic comedy of the 40s and 50s? The whole point is that when the guy pursues her, the woman is supposed to play coy. She has to be talked into having sex, she can’t just say “Yeah, let’s go” because that would make her a whore. It doesn’t mean that she isn’t into…

Oscar Isaac is so delicious. Inside Llewyn Davis is the only movie about a depressing asshole that made my ovaries explode.

Ugh....please, please, don’t start.

OMG Oscar Isaac is just amazing. In everything he does. I bet you can go into the bathroom after he shits and it smells like old spice. *swoon*

I don’t mind seeing one every now and then but some people just post them one after another and it’s like...how much inspirational shit do you need? How can so many things be so profound to you? It’s the same people every damn time, too.

what I hate the most are those passive-aggressive emo posts like “I’m not mad at…

Yes exactly! I was also pretty bummed by that article. Sometimes the knee jerk pro-porn types will go really overboard defending it.

Indeed. That article pissed me off because a large part of it was devoted to “exposing” that one of the girls featured in the film who claimed she was done with porn was actually still an active performer. The author went to great lengths to do some digging to finally unearth this “gotcha” moment that felt incredibly…

A few months ago, there was a really strong and strange (to me) critique of the movie Hot Girls Wanted for shining a light on an aspect of the porn industry that is very woman un-friendly. The article read to me like it was accusing the documentary producers of taking a hardline, anti-porn stand, which I don’t think…

Have you ploughed both a field and a butt? I have, and I’m going to have to strongly disagree. Butt plowing > field plowing.

“The commenters outside looked from feminist to troll, and from troll to feminist, and from feminist to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Remember folks, flag and dismiss the trolls. DO NOT ENGAGE.

A little more background:

She’s an asshole and he’s an asshole. But he put hands on her and it’s his shitty luck that he didn’t call the cops instead of acting and reacting like an asshole when she put hands on him.

“Grand Central called the piece ‘one of the highest trafficked pieces in Gawker’s history.’” It was not, FYI. One of the highest trafficked dating essays, yes.