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*Snyder gets placed on hold because Jerry Jones is on Line One*

*Dan Snyder picks up his phone*

Bloody hell, I still want an E39 M5.

So many year ago, when these originally dropped, I thought, “Bloody hell. I want an [E39] M5.”

I fancy myself to be a bit of a graphic designer, here’s a sample of my professional portfolio from my time at Saleen

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

“After about 10 hours of driving, we rolled into my friend’s driveway in Vienna, found vertical surfaces in the house, and passed out.” Vertical sleeping surfaces! What are you, some sort of sea urchins?

I drove the entire time and rightfully claimed the master bedroom as my own.

Chris Evans stepping down