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“After about 10 hours of driving, we rolled into my friend’s driveway in Vienna, found vertical surfaces in the house, and passed out.” Vertical sleeping surfaces! What are you, some sort of sea urchins?

I drove the entire time and rightfully claimed the master bedroom as my own.

Chris Evans stepping down

I would probably watch a lot more NASCAR if the commentary was like this all the time.

NASCAR should do way more road courses. They're pretty much the only races I follow aside from the most traditional ovals like Daytona, Talladega and Bristol. There are so many cookie cutter tracks that could be replaced with road racing or scrapped altogether...

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

I’m trying to enjoy the show. I just...don’t. At least not in a way close to how I felt about the previous iteration.