Right? Who exactly coined that phrase, Roman Polanski?
Gatanga!
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It always creeped me out that he was so insistent that they were his “girlfriends.” Stop writing those checks and see how friendly those girls are...
I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)
I bet rewatching that show now is incredibly bleak.
Poor hygiene, dumb, no personality.
Holly Madison always seemed like the nicest and least bizarre of Hef’s three girlfriends at the time.
I know right? My jaw dropped at that.
WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......
THE DOUBLE CREATURES GET WORSE EVERY WEEK.
OK first off....William Shatner Cat (William Catner, if you will) .....wtf?
When do we start planning the Jezebel raid on the Tom Hardy cloning facility?
passed away at 13. Rena, our adopted canine companion. Can’t deny golden’ are golden.
Stahhhhppppp. I can’t handle this.
Awww I had a golden too, but she was much curlier and whiter in the face and she had a big ol butt coz of hip displaysia. It’s been years since she died peacefully of old age and I still miss her :’(
Hugging my service dog extra tonight.
They really are. Having a bad day? Dogs will make it all better. I also say this while my new kitten annoys the ever loving shit out of me while my dog is in the kitchen eating the cat food :/
Service animals are truly remarkable. Figo deserves all the hugs! My friends son is severely autistic and non-verbal. Only 2 months with his service dog and he could count to 10 and say his ABCs. I think his dog gave him some much needed comfort. It's quite amazing just how brilliant these dogs are.
I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.
My alcoholic brother-in-law came home late one night from the bar, completely shit-faced, was hungry and made himself a tuna sandwich. Took a bite and didn’t like it, left it on the counter and went to bed. My sister found it in the morning. I know what you’re thinking — you’re thinking, he mistook cat food for tuna.…
When I was 6 or 7, I ate almost an entire box of fruit roll-ups with the plastic still attached to the back of the roll-up. I’m pretty sure that was the day my parents decided to focus on retirement savings instead of a college fund.