I mean, good for anyone trying to open a sexual assault refuge for kids, but this is like turning Auschwitz into a Jewish community center, right?

...great?

So that comes out to 839 eyebrow waxes per person per year... I mean - I hope none of you need your eyebrows done that often, but seriously - what's a mani run these days? About 4 eyebrow waxes? Pedis are always more, (right?), so let's say a pedi is worth 5 eyebrow waxes. And let's call getting your hair done with…

Pretty high production value for Teen Newz

Right? I mean seriously, infrastructure, schools, paying the people keep things going (teachers, government workers, police, firefighters, etc), the armed forces that the Republican party always claims to support, health and safety regulations, you know the things that basically keep us from being no different than a…

They're trying to speak language the wimmins will understand.

ALSO: Why eyebrow waxes, of all things?

Yeah, it's a lot of money. Because running a country doesn't, and shouldn't, cost the same as a Twix bar. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THIS. STOP BEING FUCKING IDIOTS, GUYS.

Oh, well, I was specifically referring to Flavor Flav, but yeah, Girl had it coming for spitting on someone.

The contestant in yellow really supported the decision

Several years ago, Miss Brazil gets more than her crown yanked off.

To be fair, it's not the dumbest thing two women in evening gowns have fought over.

Apparently it was the result of a month long mushroom binge? But the only thing I've ever done on mushrooms was play in a field so what the hell do I know.

He was a bitch ass bitch ass, and if I saw him today I would laugh in his face. Ain't nobody scared of yew, fuckboi.

When I was 17 my then-boyfriend sent me a bunch of text messages telling me he was going to stab me and that he had a knife and was waiting on the corner outside my house (I could see him from my window. I waved. I do not have much common sense and my sense of survival ranks much lower than my love of being an…

There is just so much going on here. Fake military service, Juggalo, Parkour, living with his mother, a Prius, displays of masculinity with a Airsoft pistol, hating women, Islamic assasins, vitriolic ramblings and gaming enthusiast. Yes, he is mentally ill and yet there is no shortage of people who support him. Gosh,…

Let's skip right over that bullshit discussion and talk about proper mental health treatment instead.

who?