Children definitely should not be watching any season of AHS.

"I know for a fact that the defendant have a good heart and that she will come back to her senses and not forget her promise that she made to me," Hilario writes in his lawsuit, also requesting that Swift help him meet Miley Cyrus.

Oh... um... wow.

I've nicknamed my favorite pizza "The Only Child", because it is not built for sharing. Bacon, sausage, green pepper, banana pepper, and jalapeno pepper. It is beautiful, and no one else ever wants any. Muahahahahaha!

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

This customer is my rambling, over-clarifying soul-sibling!

Free order of breadstix for this guy. And a coke or something.

Also known as "Republicans."

I'll bet you're right. Another customer might say, "Charge me whatever," or something, but he actually gave them an equivalent item to charge for. That's an extra step that would not occur to most people unless they've worked a food-business register themselves.

That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

Or....you could get this 2008 Cayman with 15K miles for $29,998...and it'll probably have more options to boot

Spaetzle. It's German, after all.