My primary care doctor prescribed the Xanax and Ambien. I had to go to a Pain Management clinic for the painkillers.

It’s “Pixies” lol - awesome album though. I was just thinking last night that it seemed like the wave of adulation for Pixies had ended.

It’s “Pixies” lol - awesome album though. I was just thinking last night that it seemed like the wave of adulation…

So very true. This tox report leads me to think Tiger has very serious addiction issues and has for quite some time. That combo would kill many even in small doses.

Should have just done what normal addicts do when they show up intoxicated or overdosed at the hospital, straight up deny, or say “I don’t know how the 0.24 blood alcohol, cocaine, MDMA, methamphetamine, Cannabis, Heroin, Klonopin, and Suboxone got in my system.” As an RN that has worked the ER that is up there for…

I’m a Tennessean that went to UGA, so I have a strong, strong hate for UT. After the heartbreaking loss last year, I went on a motorcycle ride to cheer myself up. I was hit by a car during that ride.

What happens when both parties are too drunk to consent in these type of cases? Whoever gets to the cops first has the upper hand? What if both felt taken advantage of? I ask this question seriously, as I know there was a time or 2 where neither myself nor the girl I was with were in a state where we could legally…

The main perpetrator, you know the WHITE QB teammate, is getting ready to play his 3rd season of college football. Yeah, first 2 were JC and I think his new team is kind of obscure, but he’s competing to be a starting QB for a college program somewhere. Not sure if I missed all the outrage over the white guy or not.…

Probably the best way to approach the problem really.

Agreed, he served what the state wanted him to serve and walked on to the team. Is Bo Pelini a terrible person like say, Jimbo Fisher? Probably. But in this case he is not adding to his karmic debt.

Good for him, honestly. Can’t keep a person down, offering no chance of improving their lives, if everyone refuses to offer it. It’s why our nation’s recidivism rates are so high for past inmates. What Richmond did, undoubtedly, was horrific. However, if we continue having the opinion that what he did in 2013 will…

This feels like a win-win.

“Happened to me in Rio. Sharks was all ‘I’m gonna eat ya’ but I was all ‘jeah right’.”

Son, you got a panty on your head

Government do take a bite, don’t she?

No word yet on whether the Duck Tales Fanclub plans to follow suit.

I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

“I, I’m afraid you’ll — you’re saying you arrested a UFC fighter but did not arrest television’s Mr. Rogers of ‘Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood’? Explain that to me because I’m not sure I understand. I’m troubled by this. You say it’s a big deal? Wasn’t Mr. Rogers a big deal? I’m....what’s the word for when you’re confused?”

In my one year of organized baseball, when I was ten years old, I had a moment very much like this. It was the closest I ever got to a noteworthy play. Other highlights included:

It’d be a lot cooler if he didn’t.

That’s what I love about those McConaughey jokes. I get older, and they stay funny.