How the hell am I still grey!?

BHPLM

We did Simon & Simon. No one noticed.

You guys texted before posting, didn’t you?

Nice touch with the porn music as well.

Only Bo was the superior Tecmo back to C.O.

If this is a true story, you probably wished you wrapped your ping zing2 around his neck. If you’re joking, just, well, just don’t please.

We’re here! We’re queer! And we don’t want any more bears!

Could be a whole new thread, but my all time ER favorite is “I was sitting on my front porch reading my bible and they just shot me!”

Normcore, that should answer your above query.

Come to the south, I’ll introduce you to a couple of docs I know.

I’m dumber just for tl:dr’ing this.

and dongs.

No he’s not. So fuck you.

Came here to say I live in south GA and have no access to good stores. Remembered internet existed...have no excuse now.

Came here to say I live in south GA and have no access to good stores. Remembered internet existed...have no excuse…

Typical ugly American behavior.

+1 Cohen

And covering their acids

I feel you, man. I got zero hits in all of little league. Right field. Center fielder always ran over to cover my flies. But I’m chief of anesthesia now so fuck them. Not that I dwell on it though. Yes, actually I do.

Nick, are you the guy that goes down to ankles when peeing at a public urinal too?