“The problem a lot of teams have is that they want the “Messiah” quarterback “

It’s not that quarterbacks are bad. It’s that defenses have become very, very good much faster than quarterbacks have become good. The expectations for quarterbacks are through the roof and there are a few that can meet those expectations, but most can’t. What fans want to see is a guy that can drop back, break two…

She’s playing poker and you’re playing Uno, bro. Visit the Y.

As a Dodger fan, the last two weeks have been as agonizing to endure as the previous 3 months were absurdly awesome to witness. I’ve watched just about every game this season, but had to step away for a bit, to maintain my sanity. Reading these kind of “statistically, all is fine. everything is fine” articles helps…

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

A tie? That’s optimistic. The Bills and Jets are probably going to find some rule loophole where they both enter week two 0-1.

It has been an NFL thing lately to showcase new stadiums in Week 2 primetime. Latest example being the Purple Palace.

But at least I don’t have to hear assholes talk a about an undefeated season now.

Here’s hoping for the best with Berry. Not just because that would be a huge loss for the team, but he does seem like a cool dude who has already overcome so much.

Flyover Country dismissal by the sports media, in large part.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

God damn it.

Uh, “This is the dumbest, most convoluted metric to determine literally anything other than an overly thought-out justification of your irrational hatred of Hillary Clinton.”? Is a pretty stupid sentence too.

Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

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