garyoldmanrules
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garyoldmanrules

Wrong. He didn’t have a reciept so Lavar didn’t give him his money back.

It’s true. Forget piddly 20% growth, BBB sales have doubled in just their last quarter alone! Amazing! Two pairs to four, but still.

Big Baller Brand is taking over.

Idk, I think I’d rather watch Lesnar-Jones beat the shit out of each other than Mayweather dance around an amateur boxer all night just to end in a unanimous decision.

How is Brock v. Jones in UFC anything as remotely absurd and cynical as Mayweather v. McGregor boxing match?

And there it is, the most unoriginal comment about a Dodgers pitcher. Glad we got that out of the way

Bring on Brock Lesnar. Nothing else interests me.

He’s right. The Pacers are dumb. They weren’t even smart enough to have the best player of his generation be born near their city.

It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

You know what’s even stupider than how the residents jack themselves off every time they get to correct someone on the name of their city? The fact that people have started calling the fog in SF, “Carl.” IT’S THE MOST EGREGIOUS BULLSHIT I’VE EVER HEARD.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

A coincidence for my Dodgers, a spot at the top of the rotation just opened up....

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

Wow, this guy is nuts. He’s the worst warlord and second-worst MMA chief executive in the world right now.

$100/ticket—I used to get Bucks tickets for $10. Once upon a time, going to a pro sporting event was something that working families could do without breaking themselves in the process. Now, you have to either make a shitload of money, or just accept the fact that you’re going to spend lots of money you don’t have

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

IRS late payment penalty is .5% per month which ends up being 6% per year. There’s also late payment interest that’s currently 4.22% APR. Floyd better be earning well over 10% on these investments to be shorting the IRS.

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.