“If we’ve already got $80M tied up in cap space, that must mean that we’ve got some really good players.”

Someday we’re going to look back at headlines like “The Lakers get the chance to draft Lavar Ball’s son” and laugh and laugh and laugh.

“Can’t wait to see how the Knicks fuck this one up!”

At a formative age, I disliked frontrunners — and my younger brother had already hitched his bandwagon to the Bulls so that was out. So, I, who did not live in New York, decided I was a Knicks fan, and, because I am nothing if not loyal (and, apparently, because I fucking hate myself) stuck with this allegiance so…

This is the best outcome, really.

Ohhhh Brooklyn

Dear Markelle Fultz:

Rooting for the C’s to pick Ball and have his dad stonewall the deal

Dikembe Mutombo would like to congratulate the Celtics on their Game 7 win.

“BUT BUT he did it too” is the most tired defense of everything ever. Just stop.

This entire argument (“Pop is a hypocrite!”) is a ridiculous straw man stance that assumes anyone who is disappointed by this injury is just a San Antonio butt-hurt homer. It’s possible for both Bruce Bowen and Zaza to be assholes.

Separated at birth? Just sayin...

Warriors logic: What if adding the 2014 MVP to our 73-9 roster isn’t enough? What if we have our Georgian goon injure the opponent’s best player? You know, just to be sure we don’t get our feelings hurt again.

This lede is buried sooooo deep. Any story that doesn’t begin and end with the Zaza the Hitman taking out the best player on the floor with almost half the game left is laughable and ignorant. Kawhi was WORKING Kevin Durant, Draymond, Steph, and Klay. He could not be stopped so the resident thug went to work and…