I didn’t think I could hate this organization any more. But then they go and prove theyre a giant group of imbecilic wimps with this super-weak shit.

Dear gods of basketball, justice and irony... may OKC please smite Durant from the playoffs for maximum lulz.

While trump’s at it, he should encourage them to drive drunk and beat their girlfriends more too. What an ignorant turd.

Its okay to just not write anything sometimes.

Uh, buy stock?

I think your list is quite exceptional save for Tarantino - from Four Rooms to Death Proof, that dude is definitely able to produce some smelly turds.

Silicon Valley hasn’t disrupted up an Uber for hoverpacks yet?

Hopefully Blade Runner 2 will continue to prove that Denis Villeneuve cannot fail.

Unfriended is 21st-century Hitchcock. And to complain that its characters are “shrill and vapid” is really missing the point since that’s exactly what they’re supposed to be as theyre the bad guys.

Whoa, that’s amazing how you can go fuck yourself.

Rushing to judgment without context is a good way to miss out on the finer things in life. Stay hipster.

Durant is Trump, another moronic weakling who mistakes ill-begotten victory for worth.

Another bad omen portending Dodgers disaster this playoffs.

Jar Jar Abrams sucks, even when handed the keys to the greatest franchises around with infinite resources. Super 8 looks especially garbage now following Strangers Things and It.

What? Go fuck yourself.

I almost feel sorry for Dowd if he can’t enjoy such a simple thrill as the first film. His opinions are heretofore nullified.

Were they fighting over who got to ride or drive?

Chargers definitely go back to SD at some point.

You don’t understand LA at all. Carson, Inglewood are all LA. Neither location is holding them back. And once both teams move to fancy new stadium, they’ll have people show up from curiosity for a single season. Other than that, it’s Playoffs or GTFO.

Kevin Durant can go fuck himself however he likes.