For Real!! An attic is an attic because it’s not a second floor that has floor joists with blocking and a subfloor, but only ceiling joists designed to keep the roof from spreading apart and the hold the ceiling up.

She’s practically a shoo in for the supreme court if Brett sets the standard

This seems beyond a reasonable doubt of guilt

For my information, are you pro-choice or not? Seems like non-prochoice people never foster anyone. 

If I failed that much as a parent, the only honorable thing to do is take her out myself.

Is it a white girl? Community service then.

Some ring seal cub hide would be the ironic choice

I was going to rebutt "with you were probably white", but then you knew that.

Seems like they only find suspicious those without recourse. How about when the corrupt republican (but i repeat myself) Attorney General for Texas ken Paxton who received 300,000 in cash bribes. Not even a secret. Widely known in the office and  city hall. Attorney general with 300k in cash in a bag. Not suspicious…

My stance against vigilantism is being assaulted by republicans everyday

This story about a material girl on holiday is a ray of light that i’ll remember for a long time.

As a libertarian at heart... Yeah fuck deregulation. Assholery is not a requirement to be a libertarian but it certainly seems like it. 

And a surprisingly tanned butthole

I just wished they remembered this concern about spoiling some kids when they voted to extend indefinitely the farm subsidies that to the Midwestern megafarmers, and the billionaires when they extended their tax cuts for another ten years.

The verb is “have”, not "of". I thought only boomers make that mistake.

If he told me that fire is hot, I will put my hand in it to see for myself.

Dont bother wasting your own effort.

The diagnosis is early. Don't lose hope just yet

North Texas here. This has been a mild summer for us. So far, we haven’t had the normal weeks straight of 110+. We barely break 100 for two or three days, and we've had rain every 10 days to top it off. 

Our infrastructure was built for the T number of Texans, not the T+X number where X is the number of brownies from shithole countries.