Im in Tx not by choice. The right do not have a monopoly on guns. They do seem to have a monopoly on obesity and highly inflated opinions of their combat ability.

Now its all about red necks who moved to Alaska and can’t get enough of how tough they are because it’s cold up there.

Not gonna lie, near the end of the election season, whenever I get solicited for money, i go ... WWSAD. What would Stacey Abrams do.

These oxygen wasters better be glad I am on meds and responsible for dogs now. Coz the day I go nuts again and don’t need to worry about my dogs would be a bad day for the likes of trump and their ilk.

They didn't make a pill for underwhelming size though.

So this muderfucker goes back to his trailer to try again another day, with all his guns, and ammo. Remember Tamir Rice. Consumate carnality with the constabulary. 

OMG! that is so funny. I, also, try going in restricted areas with two illegal firearms and 500 of the good ammo, whilst presenting bogus credentials instead of the legit one that I totally have but didn’t use for no nefarious reason at all, to a place that was just attacked by traitors that I publicly symphatize…

I’m sure the Irish were just as glad that the English starved their ancestors so they can drink green beer once in a while.

Two heart attacks. One tripped and got trampled to death in a don't tread on me t-shirt. I made up the part about the t-shirt, but this is how I will tell it.

He had a lot of help from the grand ole pandemicdeniers. Teamwork makes the dream work right?

Whoosh Attorney

The only good MAGAt is a dead MAGAt

Okay, calm down. We had one failed coup by a failed fat fascist and wannabe dictator and suddenly we’re a despotic hellhole?

I thought it was just me.

I was really hoping he’d die on camera, it’ll make better headlines if you can see the life being squeezed out of him.

I see where you went wrong there. These idiots can not think, otherwise they wouldn't be manage.

They were a little gentle on the trigger finger there

Same. Id never admit to it though. I'd make jokes about not wanting to pass on depression, finding the right woman, being too selfish to be a father but in reality, I don't want a child absorbing the seething rage I have for half the country. 

They are all bad. No benefit of the doubt. Less than useless man shaped garbage covered/protected by the pale skin. Tell your child that there are 74million who agrees with them. Do not let them wash their hands of their Trumpism. They wanted an us versus them, saddle up cowboy, its coming.

antifaic” “few bad actors”.