I’m sure the Irish were just as glad that the English starved their ancestors so they can drink green beer once in a while.

Two heart attacks. One tripped and got trampled to death in a don't tread on me t-shirt. I made up the part about the t-shirt, but this is how I will tell it.

He had a lot of help from the grand ole pandemicdeniers. Teamwork makes the dream work right?

Whoosh Attorney

The only good MAGAt is a dead MAGAt

Okay, calm down. We had one failed coup by a failed fat fascist and wannabe dictator and suddenly we’re a despotic hellhole?

I thought it was just me.

I was really hoping he’d die on camera, it’ll make better headlines if you can see the life being squeezed out of him.

I see where you went wrong there. These idiots can not think, otherwise they wouldn't be manage.

They were a little gentle on the trigger finger there

Same. Id never admit to it though. I'd make jokes about not wanting to pass on depression, finding the right woman, being too selfish to be a father but in reality, I don't want a child absorbing the seething rage I have for half the country. 

They are all bad. No benefit of the doubt. Less than useless man shaped garbage covered/protected by the pale skin. Tell your child that there are 74million who agrees with them. Do not let them wash their hands of their Trumpism. They wanted an us versus them, saddle up cowboy, its coming.

antifaic” “few bad actors”.

I am writing this on Jan 7. Can you tell me you were able to escape politics yesterday? A few days after threatening a govt official, he incites a civil war. There is no escape

You forgot the divorce and the bankruptcy

He would never say don’t vote for Nazis.

Yah we do that. Don’t know why, its embarrassing.

Guaranteed success is lacking? Have you seen the Ivanka, Eric and don Jr trump? How about Jared Kushner? How about the kids who bought their way in to UCLA? How about michael jordan jr? Magic johnson’s son has a fashion line at age 15. Do you think that any of them were not guaranteed success by virtue of their…

Ironically proving the opposite of his argument

Id take it for the tranny alone