I didnt know zach braff was in their employ.

Bimmer drivers... amirite?

I’ll you about a communist society where the people are told to wear the same thing under the guise of unity, and have the exact same access to healthcare, benefits, retirement privileges. I am a proud member of the communist society called department of defense

Ah cronyism at work, ah electing the biggest blowhard you can at work, ah electing an economic moron at work, ah currying to the oil producer’s interest at work, ah electing a president with ties to russia at work, ah electing a president on the votes of the least educated

What day do you think the great sky papi created these?

Your pun is out of plaice.

He’ll never do that, The only vienna he knows are small sausages and they are too close to pants to do that

Most awd systems have a locked ON feature but only if you are below a certain speed. 50 for the cayenne, 30 for my old pilot. 

ive had a yamaha for 6 years and the only other yamaha item i have is a pair of cymbals. ive had a honda for 11 years and the only other honda item i have is a takuma sato f1 hat i bought at silverstone

He is the perfect 90's center in 2018. without handchecking, he gets toasted outside of the 15 feet from the basket. he is probably better than greg ostertag, theo ratcliff, raptors olajuwon, shawn bradley. and all those guys would never get double digit minutes in todays game, while holding down a starter minutes…

You wanna start a gofundme to buy a small plot of land next to golisano’s and put a goose  24 hour buffet in it?

do you also scream "get back on d" at your teammates as you gaspingly jog back to your defensive assignment?

joe arpaio is on his way to arrest him then

Maybe we can get a boat out of it

Walter White would

They certainly missed a gerber multitool in my carryon last weekend 

Maybe it was a white guy so he was practically invisible to marshalls

trump is known to be insecure about his hand and foot size. good for you, you know what phalanges are. tell me ‘bout metacarpals next?

wwhoosh bruv, whhoosh

tthat video of avalanching metal projectiles was surprisingly calming