Boris Diaw says “hold my espresso”

But if you are high when you get to hell... is it really still hell?

That might be the plan for the country too btw. 

...who is bigger and younger

The fears of flatscreens being unreliable and will need expensive/difficult repairs have been grossly overstated.

If alaska is the third to last in interneting... and i am assuming hawaii is one of the other two due to accessibility, who is the other state that is part CONUS and yet is worse than atleast Alaska, and maybe Hawaii too in getting internet?

Yes. A Popovich alumni is now in charge.

Leave and miss out on the real fun? 

I am delighted to see the puns coming down in buckets

big deal. we,ve seen lance's dick a bunch of times.. and he's named bruyneel

i do 10k in an hour... calories that is

That was a well-anchored pun. Truly unassailable.

The ewing sweepstakes?

he is closer to that than a franchise player. actually i am closer to a franchise player than he is

I am loathe to take any advice from FEMA

I cant hear you over the rustling of 10 inches of hospital bills i have on my coffee table.

Like what? A poorly ran restaurant is going to find a way to fuck it up, but to say that the “only way” to run a kitchen is doing the wrong things is silly. 

Who needs a whiteside when you can have a kawhi? Wait..

Dmc is not a tool around AD.

Been on a team isn’t the same as playing on a team. Brooklyn (shiva bless them) did the smart move of divorcing him before they had babies