Can i join?

If they use the turn signals. Big IF.

Is that the best thing they can come up with about that car?

Does their autocarwash bays drip water constantly too?

Silver presumably

Humans for the win!.... wait... what?

I fought with my coworker for understanding the Lottery incorrectly. I have since figured out i was the wrong one in that argument

There’s only one kind of blast that they will like to happen more:

I like to think that is true. However, right now, i have no more energy to keep believing that.

Oh. I thought the past tense was for the belief in nonsense, and not the employment.

Nah shes fine

But johnny wins the least dirtbag award in the “people with that kind of facial hair” category

Dig on cars and coffee mustangs? Take your star

A 4:30 for elite non-competitive types is really good. Most casual runners are in the 6 mph area

She didn’t hear the pronouns correctly when he asked about sticking just the head in the tailpipe

john 15:18-25 exactly tells you not to give a shit about others because god reasons.

why are you not hungover with them? bad friend! bad bad friend!

shut up before i eat you

just like how the incompetent vastly overestimate their competence, and then are unable to comprehend that their actions are the cause of failure and not inspite of

i used to work with a person who doesn’t think evolution is real in the clinical lab field. not as bad as your colleague in that field, except that yours has seen the light and mine hasn’t. i think he believes illness as punishment from god.