Fuck you and your progressive society that correctly assesses the use of a 4000 pound (or 1800 kilograms in non-freedom systeme internationale) human flesh flattening weapon as the at-fault party in a collision. Don’t even get me started on the moronic notion of giving criminals a way back to society as a contributing…

Yes it does. It gives the rest of the roads to cars, and pedestrians can only assert their right not to get killed if they have zebra stripes under their feet otherwise, blame the victim if they get ran over by a car if they weren’t in a crosswalk. Pedestrians became second class users of roads the second we…

It never is. Mind you, i wouldn’t be all opposed to quick death sentences without possibility of appeals. The way we do death sentences is extremely inefficient, lets just decide to be a kill or nokill society rather than this stupid kill* society.

Snark snark snark

I’ll only take it seriously if it will burn the shit out of your calves of you touch the rocker panels.

It looks like a dropped and slammed suzuki x90

Crosswalks give right of way to people in cars, instead of just people. I, as a human, should have right of way over metal/glass covered humans who are safe in an event of impact with myself

If it stops the next asshole from killing any more, might be money well spent for the state. Justice after-the-fact isn’t economically sound most of the time.

I did the same stupid shit in my younger years. If i was the murderer in this case, you can bet i’d play the young and dumb card and bright future yada yada, but deep down i’d know the correct sentence is life without parole.

Non-electric bumper car? Or battery powered? Either way, seems dumb, but probably isn’t.

Everytime splinternews makes an exaggeration to the responses on twitter i die a little inside, but calling Waters’ response as a “fatality” IS FUCKING SPOT ON! I literally LOL’d. You win the internet tonight. Well... Waters did, but you were the Jeff Green to the Lebron of today’s game 7.

If you have bad hair, you probably can talk agent orange into whatever you want https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rod_Blagojevich_(2008).jpg

Yes he is evil ( clear disregard for everyone), But gaddam... i don’t think he is smart enough to know how to be evil in all of his actions. “I’d date her(ivanka)“ “we (kim jong un and orange menace) probably have a good relationship” and many more. The examples say he is evil, but more commonly incompetent.

My honda has its airbags recalled twice. Your wife may not be as benevolent as initially suspected.

Iron Duke is here to save the day!

Imagine the “ why not both?” Girl.

Who wouldn’t like hours of fucking and bumping?

Some of the little people were clearly in the payroll of the elephant. You can see the first row giving it all, while some in the back are taking in the view. That is what the unholy fuck happened.

yep those answered prayers sure could be useful about now

imagine the “why not both “ girl