This person under the influence of alcohol is far less likely to want to make someone die inside a plane. So... net positive for humans.

Yeah, a little low. Hello from texas

The brits on the other hand will scrap your car if the suspension is loose with a worn bushing, or significant rust

1. he figures the dashcam footage will argue his point as the victim

Does the Nautica edition have an Asian heritage and could fit many things in the back at the same time?

i have never used my sparetire apart from tire rotation. what kind of poor planner needs a sparetire more than once a lifetime

Or when fox news went batshit over Obama asking for dijon mustard.

point 1. agreed

walked into that one

tell that to dougdemuro. and my coworker with a used jag

the word is now the bird

THE truly honorable way to die is slowly losing your memory and senses for 30 years then start shitting yourself, do that for 20 years while you drain all the money you can get your hands on then die quietly when someone forgets to feed you for a week.

Was gonna say that. Sentences are too long, and make too much sense. Not enough self-aggrandisement. Lacks 2-94 lies. No one is fooled #sad

Damn these old people with their abundance of historical perspective and what not.

Nothing a $5k warranty for the next 5 years couldn’t literally fix

I gave you a goddamn work ethic, you ingrate.

Take it and be grateful. A c-class is nothing to sneeze at, and nothing to say 1%. Take it to an autocross if you feel the guilt of a snooty car

somehow, i get a feeling they’re not looking for opioid crimes

has any one made a “do you miss me yet-obama” poster?

where’s the crumbling emergency services infrastructure when you need one