They're a ball of inarticulate rage.

Most people can't see the world from anywhere but their own perspective.

(This idea pisses them off the most):

Duh, it's called BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING. Or at least that's the response I always get when I ask who made them King of All That is Just and Right. And we're not even talking about something like racial slurs or something. It was shit like cheating on someone's wife then, too.

You're my new favorite around here. No one else seems to see it, sounds like a Church BINGO Parlor on Old Folks night around here….

When we get to this point shouldn't we just admit that basing our morals on what a bunch of doofuses thought back in the Plymouth Rock days is a bit… illogical?

nah, according to Cookie up there we're all one big happy family and it's just those evil Trump people who stole the election!

You gotta hand it to the Crazy Conservatives, they do MUCH better job of holding their nose to reach a mutual objective.

What are you implying? That women shouldn't date guys who try to be "sensitive"?

A boner is an awful, shameful thing and you should feel bad about having one!

The Power of Love is an anti feminist message?

That's like asking if water turns to ice when it is cooled, will ice turn to water when it is heated up?

These days it'd be called racist on the internet because their "blackness" wasn't constantly being referenced, thus it'd be considered a "whitewashing".

Not at all, just impossible to watch now.

You're saying that Whedon's wife thought everything was Hunky Dory?

But the people around these parts are faux liberals. Their liberalism extends as far as "White Men are meanies!" and doesn't get much more nuanced than that. They also think that drugs are evil and if you do drugs you have no credibility, like this is the fucking 50's again or something.

but not always.

It's usually the people who aren't getting laid that accuse those who ARE getting laid of being sexual predators.

So if I am mean to my sister does that make me a misogynist? Even if she's mean to me back?

Your theory is based on the idea that monogamy is a moral act, when it's actually just stupidity.