Hah, you don't realize it but the people who thought James Bond was lame were a small subgroup unaware of how lame everbody else thought their opinions were.

Nightfire was pretty good too.

I get so irritated with PC gamers who act like spending a weekend with a soldering iron and safety goggles doing cool shit to your system sounded like fun to the average 5th grader.

I still don't even know how the hell to "Mod" anything, so stop acting like that's something a casual gamer could just set up when they were 10 years old.

oh great, another insufferable PC gamer snob.

I liked Jake in Drawing as well. He is only a thought in Roland's mind for the majority of the novel.

King hadn't written their motives until the last book, so for 20 years there was still the chance that a clear plan could develop for why someone would want to destroy all of existence. And the Man in Black didn't want to destroy the tower, he wanted to fuck with Roland (his hobby) and hopefully climb the tower…

I'm more of a Lieutenant Dan/George from Of Mice and Men fan than his aw shucks roles, personally.

Harry is a kid. No, Harry is a wizard. Harry makes some friends. Other wizards die. Voldemort comes back and kills a bunch of supporting characters who were just introduced 15 minutes ago, Harry kills Voldemort and goes back to eating a sticky bun. The End.

I never thought I'd be clamoring for the Ron Howard/Javier Bardem version of The Dark Tower, but here we are.

Eat them… EAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT THEEEMMMMMMM!

The sad thing about "IT" is that the only way it's going to be good is if it ends up being like Kubrick's "The Shining" and has very little to do with the source material. And being that the book is my favorite of all time I'm just not that interested in an adaptation that isn't faithful to the novel.

Who's "they"?

It definitely could have used some Gunslinger/Demon fucking, that's fersure.

But didn't you like all the movie cliches that replaced the actual narrative from the novels? Like making the Man in Black a generic baddy who just wants to destroy the world/universe just "because"?

there is more to life than picking through the debris of pop culture for socio-political meaning. At least make it entertaining…

Right, because what's attractive and what isn't is obviously something that can be agreed upon by all objectively…

What the hell are you babbling about?

Does it make you want to punch the actors in the face, it's so disgusting?

Ted Bundy would have been infinitely more tasteful.