I'm gonna have to put this quote in the time capsule. It's perfect, it should be on the AvClub masthead in Chicago.

Their anti Barbara Streisand stance led to Florida being too close to call in 2000, of course.

Were you the kind of kid who screamed about how it wasn't fair that your 16 year old sister got to drive around in car and you didn't, even though you're only 11?

Just because you find something irritating doesn't make it bad or wrong. Just saying.

from what I can gather, there is only supposed to be one opinion, the MORAL DECENT CARING BETTER PERSON opinion, of course.

Certainly not Care Bears.

Jesus Christ, what's with starting the comment with "Hey Idiot"?

Article Headline: South Park raised a generation of trolls.
I'm reading it on the side of the screen right now.

Where as all of you are all reasonable, what with your imagining everyone but you as wife murdering Nazis out to put the jackboot on the throat of the collective minority.

It's water over rock, though. Not sculptor's hands in clay.

This is the crux of the political discourse these days. It's not about the issues at all, it's people making up their own stakes (in their minds) and striking out from that vantage point.

"I'm just smarter than everyone and a better person to boot! What's so hard to understand?"

My hatred of teenagers comes from 80's films like the Friday the 13th series and those whiny pricks in Shermer, Illinois.

I read this in the voice of Hunter S Thompson. Especially the swine part. Bravo.

The least popular Ninja Turtle Action Figure. Complete with briefcase and lunch flask!

Wait, who are we talking about again? O'Neal or South Park? Either way, wisdom in those words…

Of course, you're part of the choir O'Neal is preaching to.

Just remember, kids: When you don't actually have an argument or any sort of rebuttal, just start criticizing punctuation and other petty shit.

Easy there, Senator McCarthy.

Did O'Neal share his bottle with you once or something?