Yeah, but what are those franchises gonna do once their stars are WAAAAY too old to continue? Do we really want Vin Diesel's version of A View to a Kill?

Why does it take them two years to get a screenplay done? Are they getting their writing tips from George RR Martin?

As much as I tried that always sounds like "No one wants to hire him for films anymore" so I never know which cases are legit.

When it comes to Bond, skin color really doesn't matter, just as long as he's British and doesn't sound like Liam Gallagher or Keith Richards.

And one that has not much to do with Hollywood at all.

They do that for a reason. Same thing on the South Park article.

My head almost exploded trying to figure out what the hell you are talking about before realizing your error.

Well with that kind of attitude why do anything at all? Go tell the guys doing construction on the road on the edge of your town they shouldn't be building roads while there are starving children in Africa, yada yada yada….

You just have to make sure you watch Quantum first, then it's all good.

Yeah, Bond would have to fall for a super mature woman, one who knows a thing or two and has some experience. Also prefers a man who isn't a one minute wonder (you just know Bond isn't giving these one night stands his A-Game)

Amen on the point about Licence to Kill. I had the luxury of seeing almost every Bond film before I saw that one (the newest was Tomorrow Never Dies at the time), and it REALLY made the plot stand out as unique in the series. One of the reasons I'm cold on the Craig films is precisely because each one wants to be a…

It makes the world of the story feel VERY small.

Just wait until Michael Caine shows up in the next film and reveal that he and Judi Dench's M are Bond's real parents, the actual Bond family was just a cover. And Ralph Fiennes is actually Bond's 2nd cousin from his mother's side.

What's that fucker up to these days? He can't rewrite Mary Jane's Last Dance next, The Chili Peppers already beat him to it a decade ago.
My guess, considering how he looked at age 23 that he is in a nursing home right now. Dude looks like he has that disease Robin Williams had in Jack.

Jesus that song was so terrible it pretty much ruined all the goodwill my buddies and I usually bring into seeing a new Bond film in theaters. The opening kicked ass, then that "Morrissey sings Michael Bolton" singing started… "Oh shit, this movie is going to suck…."

Especially when they could keep up with what they did in Skyfall and just have Moneypenny kick a bunch of ass in each movie, and bail Bond out of a few jams the way he usually does for the ladies.

I'm sure the original show would have moved on to straight up amateur porn for future seasons. "Your next fear challenge, ladies, is to…. have sex with Joe Rogan! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I'm sure they'd take the bull semen cocktail over that proposition.

Jesus, another four fucking years between Bond films? At this point, the biggest asset of the series is a moviegoer is guaranteed to see some crazy stunts and beautiful on-location shots. All this waiting around builds an anticipation that leads to crushing disappointment. All that waiting between Quantum of Solace…

I guess this is news to me. I always thought of music as the one art form where we didn't have to argue about a bias toward men. Full disclosure, I'm gonna be sexist here: Woman on the whole are better singers than men. And most likely have a greater capacity for musical expression if given the proper outlet.

Maybe it turns out Donna's little sister was the key to everything all along.