I believe Summer Movie Season now begins in March and ends after the Fourth of July…

This review just got me excited to see this in a theater. Something about the three intertwined stories unfolding over differing lengths of time is what sold me.

Mayo is DEMON CUM I'm sure of it.

Here here. Save the adventures for the booze and drugs, right? That's my motto, at least.

The reason you've never heard of that connection is because it's barely a connection. Some people are picky eaters, some aren't. Most people won't change their ways no matter what.

Not as creepy as the guy who wrote this article expecting some random chef in swanky upscale restaurant to be his children's nutritionist.

Clearly with all these going out to a different restaurant every night of the week this guy never cooked a casserole.

These jokers don't know how to COOK. They're Urban Hipsters!
I always found it funny the people who eat out at every meal assuming everyone else does the same. They're usually also judging people for not meeting their own personal standards of living.

The sausage mcmuffin is the sole original reason for the fast food breakfast craze. It actually tastes like a sausage patty on an English Muffin! Switch out the Kraft Singles cheese for a slice of jack or cheddar and it's practically home cooking!

Some people REALLY like Egg Beaters.

I get the McDonalds thing: Their English Muffins actually taste like they could be English Muffins! And the sausage patty has more flavor than the burgers!

yet another mention of how eating gross food helps cure hangovers, which I've found to be quite the opposite. If you're nauseous and aching all over, why would disgusting garbage sound enticing?

And today I learned that people on the internet (and people in general these days) spend WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time obsessing over food.

People over the age of 17 who refuse to eat onions are the same people who watch only cartoons well into their adult life.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we can't bring you Cream of Mushroom Soup, hold the mushrooms. We don't have the proper mushroom extractor for the job."

But I want you to hold it between your knees… heh, doesn't make a whole lot of sense out of context without the chicken part, huh?

Hmmm, sounds like your friend was a jerk for asking for it, and the restaurant's staff was worse. A BLT isn't that hard to make, unless we're talking about a Sushi or Mexican Restaurant.

That sounds like a lot of fucking work for something as stupid as food. You seriously go out to restaurants with kids multiple times a week? Trying out different kinds of Ethnic food? Why is this so important? I mean food is a necessary evil, a fuel to keep our bodies going. Why do you people get such a boner for fuel?

I was a weird kid. I never complained about what my mother cooked for me, but as I grew older I remembered how I never really cared for cold cheddar cheese and ranch dressing, even though I ate salad with those in it 3-4 times a week for 10 years.

You better watch out or they just might subconsciously dedicate themselves to subsisting on a diet of only Pizza Hut and Taco Bell when they're adults, just to spite you.