Is it? Mary said the same thing you did, except she was accurate.

“I’m curious as to how it effects someone who gets regular exercise.”

“I credit the movie for starting the conversation about being more engaged and educated in fast food and that education leading to things we take for granted now (calories listed on the menu, ingredients list, portion control).”

“I promise you that there is no way for a normal person to enjoy Malort”

Yet you spent money on it, despite it being bad. Weird, isn't it?

You're....looking forward to that?

“also is the video at 2x speed? i know he’s a motormouth but i found the pace made me almost panicky.”

“a years-long production”

Is a surprise birthday party a shitty thing? Is giving your kid money for lost teeth a shitty thing? Is wrapping a gift for someone a shitty thing?

No, it wasn’t. It was fucking great.

“perhaps they should lay off filmmaking in the meantime, since a case can be made for it being a trigger.”

“I get she wants to be called they/them, but it makes for ridiculous writing.”

“Brutal to have to read an article referring to one person as “they” multiple times.”

“They don’t care about worker’s comp.”

I mean, if the kid does actually refer to his mom as "mother", that is pretty gross.

“but given her record of projects falling apart”

Psssssst. They’re making several “regular spider-man” movies. Why would they do a regular spider-man show?

Yeah, I’m sure they’re going to abandon the third part of an Oscar-winning trilogy for this.

“Nicolas Cage is really about to be your next favorite live-action Spider-Man”

Is this a serious comment?