“Don’t fuck around with people’s actual everyday mail.”

Speaking of which, how come you aren’t out solving all the rapes instead of doing whatever the fuck it is that YOU do?

I think he's right, actors in the 80s did talk more about acting than current-day, famous NON-actors do.

“So, Pixar respects its audience more than Warner respects theirs”

“if you can’t find a way to market ‘from the director of the godfather and apocalypse now’ you’re bad at your job.”

It’s the person’s job. And it’s literally the topic at hand.

Or maybe if Coppola had made a single good movie in the last 30 years....

Wait a minute; a guy who hasn’t had a financially successful movie since the mid-90s can’t get anyone to spend a measly hundred million dollars to market his movie that everyone seems to agree is unmarketable?!?!

A 6'2", 230 pound Bruce Wayne with the physique of a pro wrestler is “obvious”?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Cool.

Jesus Christ, it's called a rhetorical question, stupid.

“Kirsten Dunst talking about her “miserable” Spider-Man upside-down kiss, and”

“Jet’s ultimately come out ahead of Pitchfork”

“Jet’s ultimately come out ahead of Pitchfork, but, who’ve now been reduced to being a ward of a magazine that’s been by yuppies, for yuppies, for nearly a century.”

They may have an ending in mind but there's absolutely no way they have or had it all planned out.

“Also, is it not common knowledge by now”

“Does Dunst think the movie is objectively good?”

Bill Maher is just the coolest, isn’t he?