“Jet’s ultimately come out ahead of Pitchfork”

“Jet’s ultimately come out ahead of Pitchfork, but, who’ve now been reduced to being a ward of a magazine that’s been by yuppies, for yuppies, for nearly a century.”

They may have an ending in mind but there's absolutely no way they have or had it all planned out.

“Also, is it not common knowledge by now”

“Does Dunst think the movie is objectively good?”

Bill Maher is just the coolest, isn’t he?

“Driver and Detoro’s recollections do not necessarily negate each other”

Grow. The fuck. Up.

So you think it was a smart, good thing that it has changed to be good vs bad?

“some of the biggest artists in the world making f–king [sic] 40 different vinyl packages”

Well, you see, the writers on this site are complete hacks.

“Some on Twitter have lamented that Kirsten Dunst, a veteran of having her director sabotage her films (see: Lars von Trier’s Hitler empathy), is experiencing the same with Civil War. After all, wouldn’t the director of a movie saying he fell out of love with filmmaking be detrimental to his film’s chances?”

Confederate didn't happen.

“The fact that Benisof and Weiss’s agents managed to wrangle them a credit they don’t deserve”

Quick, name a single conviction.

“the fact that he really thought it would be successful”

“Perdomo, still only 27, reportedly died on Saturday in a motorcycle accident”

“The Santa Clauses involves him trying hard to make his daughter an actress so I assume that would also be the case on a Home Improvement reboot.”

“and that thought sticks with me every time I see it.”

Ojhhhh, so the problem is an assumption that you made with nothing to support it.