The quote is specifically referencing the RS cover and nothing else.

She’s right, I can’t go to a magazine shop and avoid half-naked men on the covers, and that’s ENTIRELY different from women who are on the covers of magazines. Always buttoned-up to the throat with dresses so long that they’re all dirty from dragging on the floor.

Yeah, until the first episode airs and everyone whines that it’s not exactly the same.

It’s because in the 90s Beast and Wolverine had the same hair style.

“(Though, especially by modern standards, he was apparently relatively short.)“

Or ONLY by modern standards.

“but you have to wait for the longer one”

Yeah, no shit.

Why would you think they would release both cuts on Apple+ at the same time?

The United States is not France.

“Japan has lower salmonella rates (about 1/14,000 eggs)“

Except that 1/14,000 is a HIGHER rate than 1/20,000.

Fuck your self-righteous bullshit. Get a god damn life.

“It’s a shame more people don’t realize this. Production values shoule be so good that you don’t even notice them, but they can ruin a movie if they’re awful.”

The said writing and direction, and you agreed, saying it’s most production values.

Did you have a stroke or are you a monumental moron?

“Most of the bad acting you see in movies is usually down to bad direction or bad writing.”

Care to cite any kind of source?

“Any time someone asks why a studio thinks a comic character no one cares about might catch on, that’s the answer.”

Also, Iron Man, Thor and Captain America.

“It’s still bizarre as hell to make a giant expensive movie about comic book characters that no one has ever given the tiniest shit about.”

Disney did pretty fucking well with characters nobody gave a fuck about.

“Plus her completely monotone delivery of the whole thing.”

As opposed to what? She should be singing it and doing jazz hands?

He was with MY MOTHER!!!!!! In the JUNGLE, when she was researching spiiiiiiiiiiderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!!!!!!

“I’m just pointing out that what happens to a lot of people when they do something “brave” is that they fall on their asses and become homeless.”

Sure.

“CDs are to film as recruiters are to the corporate world as large.”

No they aren’t, and there’s literally zero reason for you to have pretended that they are.

“a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole”

Said the grown adult who thinks Elmo is real and took an off-hand joke from a comedian and made it about himself.

Sadly nobody has explained that to grown adult and Hollywood veteran Wil Wheaton.

That’s because you are a reasonable person.

OK, so you BOTH don’t have a massively successful stand-up career.