“Love Lies Bleeding will be in theaters on March 8.”

Did you watch a different trailer than the one I watched? Because the one posted in the article specifically says “March 15".

Who the fuck are you?

“Carlin weeps.”

Tell me you know literally nothing about Carlin without telling me.

You say that like it makes it better.

“Canceling is real.”

No. It isn’t.

Mel Gibson wasn’t canceled and neither was Louis. Neither was Weinstein or Spacey.

Canceling is not real and you are a pathetic child for trying to convince people it is.

Well, luckily you can fuck off and not bother anyone with your apparent inability to stop watching something you hate.

“All of the people you list served under or with Jost and Che. The show goes where they go”

Well, we’ve found the stupidest take of them all.

Congrats, idiot.

“Liv Tyler’s Kristen has just rejected her boyfriend James’ (Scott Speedman) marriage proposal”

Well, what a perfect Valentine’s Day movie!

Get over yourself, loser.

“This season, I don’t know that premise doesn’t sound exactly original it sounds a little American Horror Story Asylum.”

Well, hopefully the writer of the critically acclaimed, award-winning book that it’s based on doesn’t have a pale, lifeless imagination like you do.

“Sure the edges get crispy but so do “normal” pepperoni if cooked right.”

No, they absolutely do not.

Why even pretend that this is the case when it is so blatantly not? Is your life not fulfilled unless you’re ignorantly disagreeing with someone?

You’re an idiot, you have no idea what you’re talking about.

Gross. Why don’t I just lay down and die instead?

“gave credence to rumors that Milano had gotten her fired”

WOW! Imagine giving one fuck...just a SINGLE fuck...about this.

“He really was just a proud American. And that’s not a bad thing.”

When has someone being a proud American EVER been a good thing for anyone?

“My mother”

That cunt?

“Teally hard thing to hear rest in peace friend we love you.”

You fucking cunts can’t even make the basic effort.

“Is anybody watching any of these?”

None of them are out yet. How thick are you?

“The ratings must be tanking, or something?”

Yep, that must be it. That must be why they didn’t announce Haley’s appearance and therefore there’s no way that anyone could know she was going to be on.

For the ratings.

But not WHILE Trump was hosting.

You understand the difference, right?