“In an ironic twist, theatergoers at a late-night Holdovers screening were forgotten by theater employees and held against their will”

Not irony.

“the Akron RubberDucks (which is already a great name)“

It’s a terrible name. There’s no flow, there’s no alliteration, and why is it “RubbberDucks” instead of “Rubber Ducks”?

Also, the RubberDucks is one of the worst sports names ever.

So you had all those thoughts and then decided “Hey, maybe I’ll go on the internet and show everyone what a fucking asshole I am”?

Cool.

“Donald Glover confirms existence of Community movie script”

Oh, good.

“Law enforcement should be forced to release the footage”

Oops, their body cams all accidentally switched off.

“It is a testament to the splintering and nichefying of entertainment that this news means less than nothing to me but means a lot to some people”

Is it? Soap operas were insanely popular for DECADES yet the majority of Americans are not fans.

“If you can’t tell when someone is stating an opinion, get off the internet.”

I was wondering where the incel lack of self-awareness was, but we finally got to it!

Yes, you did.

“These types of entertainers do a tenth of the work the people who make the games they profit off of playing and get paid thousands of times more.”

You’re complaining that they’re making more money and doing less work.

But please, try to explain how you’re not calling them lazy.

Go ahead.

We get it, MatPats, you’d like some attention.

Same reason you deemed it worth commenting on?

Yes, incel, that’s correct. Got a problem with it? Go shoot up a school or something.

“in November of 2023 she embarked on a cookie apology tour after calling one viewer who complained about the price of a snack she had launched a “broke boy.””

Not being from this world, I have to ask: is being an asshole to your fans a prerequisite for being allowed on Twitch?

“What happened to just buying some basic rice pasta, and adding your own flavorful sauce?”

Yeah, whatever happened to that thing I’ve never in my life heard of?

“Or, how about remaking a show based off a book series that already had a one or two season series that got fucked 6 ways from Sunday, like, The Dresden Files and Bitten.”

Yeah, why doesn’t HBO just remake shows they had no involvement in and don’t have the rights to?  What a great fucking idea from a non-moron.

So, you’re too much of a fucking asshole to accept that a tall person was cast as a short person?

Fuck you.

“because it was, to put it frankly, bad. In The A.V. Club’s B- review”

So, what it “frankly bad” or was it a B- movie?

“Time to pop a cold one, fans of terrible people, killer monologues, and very true-feeling fictional crime.”

Wow, imagine thinking that Gone Girl or Sharp Objects are “true-feeling”.

“Yeah, to sanitize a children’s show for an older market is certainly... a choice, I guess.”

And grown-ups gnashing their teeth about the removal of some sexism in a young adult show.....absolutely fucking pathetic.

“if the issue is the character arc is about getting over his flaw/wrong attitude, he kind of has to have one in the first place.”

The article says he’ll be “less sexist”, not that he won’t be sexist at all.

Why can nobody read, or why do people choose not to comprehend what they’ve read?

“Shoot someone in the chest and they could just fall down, shoot someone in the head and” they could just fall down.

There, fixed for you.

You don’t watch a lot of movies, do you?