“If you wanted something self-serious and pretentious”
Who the fuck wanted something self-serious and pretentious?
Gargasmell
gargsy
“Roman helps a dictator get elected—a fascist anyway—and it’s an era of disinformation and corruption in politics.”
Someone really doesn’t understand the show she worked on for years.
No thank you.
What should happen to Messing? She hasn’t been in anything in a couple years and has one project in post-production.
Should she retroactively be uncast in Will & Grace? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
“Then, when we get a situation that genuinely calls out for sincere concern, the commenters have nothing but incredibly hacky snark about dumb remakes.”
The commenters aren’t paid by the AVClub for their comments.
You get the difference, right?
“Does this look like a movie that I’d watch. Unless friends desperately wanted to and they were paying for drinks, probably not.”
Yeah, a lot of people hate fun.
I can’t believe it took so long.
“It is, in other words, profoundly strange, and pretty hokey”
NOTHING you’ve written suggests it’s strange at all, never mind “profoundly” so.
“Might want to fact check”
Hehehe, yeah. Sure.
“Nightmare Alley got a black-and-white redux, Vision In Darkness And Light”
Did they screen it for prison inmates as punishment?
“Also the Subway I went to in the late 90s had a 2 foot longs for $8 deal.”
Well, you should definitely go the that Subway instead of any other.
Oh, that was multiple decades ago and it’s completely and utterly irrelevant to the conversation? Well then why the fuck did you think that was worth bringing up.
“They used to…
“At each, I kept my order as simple as possible. Though you’re allowed to throw, say, spinach and olives on your sandwich at Subway if you want to, I adhered to the basics of a turkey sandwich: white bread, turkey, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.”
Why? If you’re looking for the best sandwich and you like your…
“There’s a reason why I stopped watching wrestling and was happy for the advent of AEW.”
And the reason is that Vince would be accused of horrible things in the future?
Sure...
“I wonder if Netflix’s lawyers are currently looking over their deal right now to see if they can get their $500 million back.”
Why? This is far from the first accusation against McMahon and the WWE is more popular than it’s ever been.
Netflix doesn’t give a shit about anything but money.
Jesus fucking Christ...
“We underline that the claims by the Ukrainian side are unfounded as Milos Bikovic is, above all, one of the most popular and the most talented Serbian actors of his generation who, despite his young age, has already left a mark in Serbian as well as international cinema,” the Ministry said in a statement”
Wait, so…
“This is not the flex they think it is.”
It’s also not the flex you think it is, because it’s not a flex.
NO WAY!!!
“Could this actually find a market?”
No, because it’s not being released theatrically.
“The Dudesy project was publicized a few weeks back, if by “publicized,” you mean, “everyone pointed out how horrifying this all was, and then tried to forget it ever happened, but this is the internet, and so.”
The reason we know this isn’t AI is that AI would write something better than this drivel.